1. Why can't a dish break a hammer? Tell me why, oh why. Because a hammer's got a pretty hard head, Good-bye, good-bye, good-bye. Chorus: Why, oh why, oh why, Tell me why, oh why. Because, because, because, because. Good-bye, good-bye, good-bye. 2. Why can't a bird eat an elephant? Tell me why, oh why. Because an elephant's got a pretty hard skin, Good-bye, good-bye, good-bye. Сhоrus: 3. Now why won't you answer my question? Tell me why, oh why. Because I don't know the answer, Good-bye, good-bye, good-bye. Сhоrus: |